college kids...

i recently downloaded iTunes onto my computer and get to listen to other people's music. while studying chemistry, this relient k song came on and i found it rather appropriate...

Someone please save us, us college kids!

What my parents told me is what I did

They said go to school and be a college kid

But in the end I question why I did

I’m poor, I’m starving, I’m flat broke, I’ve got no cash to spend

Sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band

My girlfriend’s at another school, I know this year will test her

I called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester

And that’s why I say

Oh no! not for me, not for me

Call it torture, call it university

No! arts and crafts is all I need

I’ll take calligraphy and then I’ll make a fake degree

80 grand later I found out that all that I had learned

Is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms

The party scene is kinda mean, I think it’s sick and twisted

The navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that I enlisted

And that’s why I say

Oh no! not for me, not for me

Call it torture, call it university

No! arts and crafts is all I need

I’ll take calligraphy and then I’ll make a fake degree