whats in a purse?

its mysterious. guys know its off limits. often times they wonder, "what is it that they keep in there?" well, i'll let y'all in on the secret....trash. yup. thats right. what makes up about 76.42% of our purses is pure junk. when it took me five minutes the other day to find lip balm in my 8x5x3 inch purse, i myself wondered what it was that i kept in there. well, i decided it was about time to clean it out anyway. i ventured into the never ending abyss and here are some of the few useful and mostly random items i found:

cell phone, empty altoids tin, brush (with mirror on back), mailbox key, jump drive, uga id card, 4 lip glosses, pack of gum, eight old school ids (from middle and high school), eleven mechanical pencils, four pens, one highlighter, lip balm (different than lip gloss), camera, a used up starbucks gift card, two useless atm cards, seven wrappers, four lossingers, a ticket stub from the ga vs. ga tech football game, ticket stub from a basketball game, ticket from the paris metro, a ticket stub from who knows what, a set of delta headphones (from my trip to aruba ), a pack of pretzels, two hairties, two hairclips, four stamps, 18 reciepts, a pocket calendar, checkbook, two packs of beads, nail filer, comb, 23 pictures, two expired fast food coupons, a neckalace i had thought i lost, scrapbooks and more membership card, drivers liscence, credit card, check card, flight card, insurance card, and $28.03.

so there ya have it...mystery solved.