what annoys me...

i am annoyed by people who do not pull all the way up to the white line at stop lights.
i am annoyed by people who only buy one type of car.
i am annoyed by people that walk fast.
i am annoyed with the entire sport of skateboarding.
i am annoyed by bands that think screaming is singing.
i am not annoyed by people who put the icthus fish on their car... i am, however, annoyed by people who put the icthus with legs eating the icthus, and then the people who put a bigger icthus who is eating the icthus with legs that is eating the small icthus.
i am annoyed with people who put permanent presidential bumper stickers on their car.
i am annoyed that people threaten to move to canada and don't.
i am annoyed by old people anywhere where speed matters.
i am annoyed with the substitution of "christmas" with "x-mas".
i am annoyed at the number of coffee shops and drugstores now-a-days.
i am annoyed when people beep their car horns at you when you're running.
i am annoyed by couples who sit beside each other in restaurants, instead of across.
i am annoyed by people who wear rings on all of their fingers.
i am annoyed with the rampant use of blonde jokes.
i am annoyed by people who smoke, especially in my face.
i am annoyed by people who use big words.
i am annoyed by people who don't enjoy made up words.
i am annoyed by people with tattoo crosses who are in gangs, i am also annoyed by tattoos and gangs in general.
i am annoyed by car commercials that yell.
i am annoyed when people actually listen to radio commercials.
i am annoyed by people who try to compensate awkward silences with pointless remarks.
i am annoyed by people who pretend to have southern accents.
i am annoyed with snow that doesn't stick.
i am annoyed when you do some kind of silly thing with your hands or voice when you're telling a story and the person asks you to do it again with the intent of making you feel embarrassed. i'm further annoyed when you do it again to spite them, yet they are not satisfied and ask you to do it over and over again until you finally decide to stop.
i am annoyed by people who need to be tan before spring break.
i am annoyed by people who correct your grammar when you're talking.
i am annoyed by people who prefer snowskiing over waterskiing.
i am annoyed by professors who expect you to read the textbook and enjoy it...three times over.
i am annoyed by people who don't know basic geography.
i am annoyed when dryers don't dry.
i am annoyed when shoes make a squeaky noise every time someone takes a step.
i am annoyed when a car decides to set their cruise control at the same speed as yours and drive along right next to you when on the interstate.
lastly, i'm annoyed when people read my blog and never leave comments. i know you people are out there...how about some feedback every once in awhile? what annoys you? theres a wonderful anonymous feature, if you feel led to answer and wish to protect your privacy or something...